Excerpts "I have a vague notion that I’m in some kind of short break between segments of my actual life, but when I try to think concretely about the future I just visualize myself wandering around Walgreens without a bra searching for a one-day yeast infection treatment."
"He said that my queef sounded like the end of a ketchup bottle and I somehow felt happy about that. It's like I'm trying too hard to feel happy."
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this is me performing "angel baby" by hulk hogan from the movie "santa with muscles" (i think) didn't even need to use all my teeth
