THE EXTREME STICK BIB

Obviously you're sloppy. That's why you're considering buying a bib. But why settle for one that allows stray food to slide off of it, causing a mess in other unprotected areas? Use The Extreme Stick* Bib; it's handcrafted to catch and hold your noodles, sauces and puddings.

*Large portion of bib is made with pre-chewed bubble and chewing gums.

For One Thousand $$

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