THE CLOSET RUNNER

Tired of your friends peeking into your closet, only to find unpressed trousers and sloppily hung tuxedo shirts? Eliminate that embarrassment with The Closet Runner, designed to help cover up disorganized closets. Bright colors and fuzzy edges make a great distraction from your wrinkled rayon.

For $$ One Thousand
 

galleretics
shortly stories
experimentals
valuable informatives
the well-bred staff
other geniuses
directions to my home
personal questions

this is what i think of when i think of you: a dusty bookshelf filled with poo.