Q: How do you feel when you walk into Victoria’s Secret?
A: Victoria’s Secret reminds me that I am a woman, so. Normally I dress very modestly and don’t like to think about my boobs and stuff, but when I’m in Victoria’s Secret, I’m thinking, “Wait, I do want a nice ass!”
Q: What do you think of the Bratz dolls?
A: Well, my sister has one. Or had one. I donno. They have big headz.
Q: Do you have a good luck charm?
A: Whenever I have a hickey I think it’s good luck. Whenever I have three hickeys at one time I think it’s amazing good luck because three is just an amazing number.
Q: When you’re doing stuff, do you know it’s going to be funny while you’re doing it? That question is from a Lindsay Lohan interview. So was the one before this.
A: I had a Lindsay Lohan themed party at my house. It was pretty hard to dress up like her, since she really doesn’t have a trademark outfit. I asked some bands to cover her hit single “That Girl.” Shannon and the Clams did.
Q: Who do you play in that?
A: What the?
Q: That was another question from the Lindsay interview. That’s funny because it was about acting and out of context.
A: I’m really happy that we’re talking about Lindsay. She’s my first favorite star. Avril Lavigne is my second favorite, which is more embarrassing to admit because I think we have something, somewhere, in common. And I hate that.
Q: What is your favorite kind of tree?
A: Probably, like, Sumac.
Q: Why do you like Sumac? It’s poisonous.
A: I played in it when I was growing up. I’m immune.
Q: Would you ever aid somebody in planning out a murder?
A: I would. There’s tons of situations where I would be likely to murder someone. Like if anyone hurt someone I loved, of course. But maybe even someone I just liked. I’m pretty compulsive. Sometimes I watch movies about murder and I think, “that could so easily be me,” but prison doesn’t really sound that bad.
Q: Have you eaten any of your cheese today?
A: Yeah. You can have some.
Q: It’s not even on a plate is it?
A: No.
Q: I’m gonna take a shower.