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Everything Was Fine Until Whatever
by Chelsea Martin  

Will be released in March 2009 from Future Tense Books
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Anything is possible in Chelsea Martin's bizarre and endearingly honest collection of stories, lists, flash fictions, and revealing factoids. Everything Was Fine Until Whatever is a poker-faced and unpredictably comic tour de force. Festooned with artwork and hand-written notes, this is a grand debut by a magical new talent.

"Chelsea Martin offers a quirky blend of absurd erudition, hard-eyed candor, unexpected sentiment, tiny subliminal footnotes, and loopy artwork. The illustration alone for her "to do" list is worth the price of the book. Plus she's insane." -Mike Topp, author of Shorts Are Wrong

"Chelsea Martin's shapeshifting debut is not only wonderful and wacko, but, goddamn,something honest, something new." - Blake Butler, author of Ever.

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"They have an overabundance of snowy owls in Montreal, supposedly because of the rat problem. I saw three swooping down to get a large rat when Chelsea and I were walking downtown at night. It was pretty neat." - Mike Topp, Outrageous Blurber

"I'm not exactly sure how to describe it. Surprising, funny, heartbreaking, weird...it's like if Crispin Glover and Sylvia Plath had a baby and let David Shrigley give it art lessons. And Harmony Korine and Lionel Richie are the baby's uncles." - Kevin Sampsell, Future Tense Books

 

 

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experimentals
valuable informatives
the well-bred staff
other geniuses
directions to my home
personal questions

All I did was compliment someone’s jacket and it somehow
turned into a two-minute conversation where I had to say happy
birthday at the end. I don’t know how these things happen to me.